Handcrafted levels
Five worlds that steadily dismantle everything the tutorial taught you.
A BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE IN 30 LEVELS
THE GAME THAT HATES YOU
A cheerful-looking platformer where floors lie, exits run away, and the Director remembers every mistake.
Free · No download · Keyboard and touch controls

It looks easy.
It is not.
Trust nothing.
01 / SEE THE TRAP

02 / FEATURES
Five worlds that steadily dismantle everything the tutorial taught you.
Fake exits, collapsing floors, reversed controls, moving walls, and worse.
The Director watches, reacts, remembers, and comments on your questionable choices.
Hidden routes reward players suspicious enough to investigate every lie.
03 / HOW TO PLAY
Coyote time and jump buffering are enabled. Your excuses are not.
04 / BEHIND THE CHAOS
Designed, programmed, drawn, and synthesized in code by an independent creator who thought games were becoming too relaxing.
05 / FAQ
Yes. It runs directly in a modern browser with no purchase or download required.
There are 30 main levels across five worlds, plus five discoverable secret levels.
Yes. Touch controls appear automatically on phones and tablets. A keyboard is recommended for maximum precision.
Yes. Progress, best times, deaths, settings, achievements, and secrets are stored locally in your browser.